My friend Don from the cruise wrote a supplemental poem to online dating, and I couldn't resist posting it. :-)~
On line dating
Is truly an art:
If you want to be lucky,
You'd better be smart.
Don't send out photos
Of your truck or your bike,
'Cause prospective girlfriends
Them things they don't like.
Don't post them pictures
Of your previous flings,
Because jealous women
Don't take to them things.
A word of advice
To short, old, ugly guys
You'd better be loaded:
(With money, not fries!!)
One last reminder,
Before I am done:
Not all that glitters is golden:
Compatibility 's Number One.
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