The UnPam

Here are some un-Pam comments:

• No, let me drive.
• I just need some personal space.
• Sorry, I haven't checked my email in a week.
• I like to fly by the seat of my pants.
• Let's go to a strip joint.
• My old phone works just fine.
• I need a drink.
• Looks like my calendar is empty.
• I aced that test.
• Who cares?
• Can I get that medium rare?
• What's your catch of the day?
• Beer me.
• That seems like too much of a commitment.
• I'd rather not talk about it.
• Talk dirty to me.
• Nope, I don't need a bathroom stop.
• Eh, I am sure it is just gas.