Thursday, December 04, 2008

The Absence

Well, after more doctor's appointments, all we have been able to find out is what Mike does not have. He doesn't have Huntington's disease, West Nile, Syphilis, HIV, Diabetes, Lime disease, MS, Epilepsy, heavy metal poisoning, brain tumors, heart problems, Meningitis, restless leg syndrome, antinuclear antibodies, paraneoplastic syndrome, a drug problem, Cryptococcus, brain hemorrhages, or intra-axial abnormalities of the brain. So that's good.

2 comments:

theParser said...

Thomas Edison once was asked by a reporter how it felt to have failed so many times to get the results he wanted. Edison replied, "Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work. I've never failed, it was just a part of a thousand-step process."

The Tom Collective said...

Good news on all the horrible maladies your husband does NOT have.

And a very nice delivery too. :-)

This is usually the place where people start looking into alternative medicine. My girlfriend has quite the background in the accredited not-just-a-bunch-of-incense-burning-hippies-but-actual-doctors-practicing-this-stuff form of this. Here's a link to the school she went to:

http://www.dragonrises.edu/articles.htm